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skipsy: atrylplus: Assault on the Beach so you guys made it happen, I gave you a quest to make Skipsy draw Beach Ball so I will draw his OC in return. It was a silly joke I wanted to draw that pink pone some time anyway, but OH WELL I GUESS YOU CAN’T
herdirtylittleheart: I know Canada looks real smug right now with Justin Trudeau at the helm, but in light of the fucking tragic US election results I wanted to share some context that doesn’t make it into the rainbow-filled gifs and jokes about moving
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about
U may call it a joke fursona but I call it a fuckin’ masterpieceJESUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL DUDEyep still looks like meaND THAT TINY SHEITH IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WANT TO MAKE IT MY AVATAR ON EVERYTHING FOREVERi honestly can’t
I jokingly asked my friend Dylan to make me a card for Valentines that would say “I love you 5ever” yesterday, and today when he realized he forgot, he gave me the one he had to make for Spanish and just wrote it on the back. Yes, the card
jpegtwopointoh: i know i’m not the only person to make this joke but i started drawing it before seeing the others and wanted to finish it anyway x)
cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there
askblazingsaddles: ficficponyfic: I’ve wanted to make this joke since I saw the blog, but I think I missed my chance… I laughed a lot regardless. The jokes kept on coming! So cute, too! Thank you very much! X3!! OMG I love it >w<
gudeboy: thefeelofavideogame: fingers crossed for ‘everywhere else’ soon i know OP wants to make a joke about it but this is actually a real problem in china where they will censor and hide everything from their people that will give even a slight
dathen: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Doomsday Rose: You’re just gonna remember me as some sexy godlike figure who you wanted to hump immediately after meeting her. Ten: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Rose: *crying* It’s not
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My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
lilblushingtulips: more of my adorably fuckable face trying to get some d🍆 i wanted to make a vitamin D joke, but i couldn’t find a good way to pull it off…🤷🏻♀️
insert-deep-thought: this is really cute but also i really want to make it a penis joke i’m sorry
ask-ftrust-brotp: Continuation of this post Juvia: Juvia wants everyone to know the blog might not update as regularly but don’t worry! This blog is not dead! Gajeel: We don’t owe you guys anything but we did this stupid joke anyways to make it up
gilraenis: #I wanted to make a joke about john being like ‘god damnit they still do that’ #but then I backspaced the tag cuz I started thinking about it #their relationship is something he encouraged #he saw the fierce protective nature in dean
I want to make valentines cards for the TWGOK fandom but how do I do it? I got like great puns and jokes
I think the hardest part about being a writer is everything. I have so many good ideas, and I want it to be as epic and detailed as asoiaf, but sometimes I feel my ideas exceed my talent. I know it’s funny to make a joke about GRRM taking forever
iluv2getbreeded: My sexy neighbor made videos with me again. We fuck alot but he doesnt really like making them but he felt like it tonight! He wanted to fuck me in a jock-strap! His dick is no joke! Get ready because I have 2 videos of him breeding
putrida: I’m not the team ‘’I get offended by everything’’ But to be honest, it’s real shit seeing straight girls making jokes about how lesbian they are/how lesbians they want to be, while real lesbian girls, girls who actually don’t
inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best
lovekardashian: “If you want to call me names, make jokes, doubt my intentions, go ahead. Because the reality is, I can take it. But for the thousands of kids out there coming to terms with being true to who they are - they shoudn’t have to take it.
surprisebitch: naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i
astheplanetsbend: you know that fandom joke that everyone thinks is funny but it makes you want to tie yourself to an anchor and throw it overboard
amez-santiago: “The only thing [Andy and I] wanted to do was make sure… that it wasn’t just a passing idea that they’re having trouble, but that they really have trouble [and we show that on screen],” Goor reveals. “We had a joke at the
firesbride: “I remember doing interviews, and people would ask, as if it was a joke, ‘So you mean you are a feminist?’ As though feminism couldn’t be discussed unless we were making fun of it. I don’t want to deny my femininity. But would I
spork: do you ever have a funny joke and want to make it a text post on tumblr but then you realize that you got the joke from tumblr
chainslol: I want to make a naughty girl prison joke but it is just far to obvious.
naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting
Doesn't it suck when you have a friend who has the best sense of humor ever and always makes you smile with their personality but when you want to have a serious conversation with them they keep cracking jokes?
sketchedatrocities:I wanted to make a comic about that one shot in joy ride where Peridot’s still caterpillaring around in Amythest’s whips, but I could think of a neat joke for it.
I want to have the kind of sex you have when you know someone.You know what their body feels like, how it reacts, you make dumb jokes between the kisses and the mood doesn’t changes.Rough, or calm, depending on the moment, but always messy, and